bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

we live in the era of smart phones and stupid people

The best kind of people are the ones that come into your life, and make you see the sun where you once saw clouds. The people that believe in you so much, you start to believe in you too. The people that love you, simply for being you. The once in a lifetime kind of people. —Unknown  (via elauxe)

Could dylan obrien be any more perf ????

2x11  4x05

If they don’t know you personally, don’t take it personal. —(via gypsiielovin)

retiredjesus:

*fucks something serious up*

me: shit my bad

octobore:

wow I can’t believe the Jonas Brothers aren’t brothers anymore

Ed Sheeran + Passion

Testing… testing…testing…

This is the rebel underground. We have audio but no video. Do you copy? I repeat. Do you copy? This is a pirate transmission from District… Standby for transmission… I repeat this is a pirate transmission from District Thirteen.

With a message. 

For a little while, I was possessed by an evil spirit. It was very evil.

i’ve always looked up to you and it’s not just because you’re taller than me.